General Zod escapes phantom zone; claims USMC Commandancy
Day One Guidance: "Kneel before Zod."
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N. Korea agrees to swap travis king for 6 pack of Coors and a Walkman
Master negotiator shows them how it's done
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Bergdahl last seen wandering toward Navy recruiting office
Navy next service on tap to ignore countless red flags
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Acting commandant upset he doesn’t rate commandant office furniture
Senior Lance Corporals lurking outside office for some reason
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Steven Seagal falls from window while filming ‘under siege 3: The Kremlin falls’
Totally unforeseen event happened just as expected
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Meet ‘bushy,’ first military K9 trained to find internet porn
Dog dedicated to finding porn and rubbing it out
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White House urinalysis NCO waiting his whole life for this opportunity
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance at blow
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Recruiters celebrate Supreme Court striking down college loan cancellation
Back gate auto dealers anticipate used Dodge Charger demand increase
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Army creates new ‘future Douchebag politician’ MOS
Republicans and Democrats 100% unified in support
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Kim Jong un vows to kill suicidal north koreans
North Korean leader promises at least 22 a day
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Transition success! This retiring Colonel started a career flipping bases
"Where did they get all this taupe paint?"
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Poll finds Memorial Day more fun when no one mentions 'dead soldiers'
Maybe we could do something like "Xmas" but for Memorial Day?
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Navy seal under fire for lewd OnlyFins account
One million subscribers say "Ar-Ar!'
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Are veterans bad for the economy? Experts say yes
Republicans and Democrats agree, debt crisis is vet's fault
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Five-time suicide drone pilot gets another 72 virgins
Martyr ace thanks God, wives, Taliban
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Public affairs officers join Hollywood writers
"Strike" no longer just for terrorist training camps and base bowling tournaments
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Marine Corps rolls out Portapotty 2030
Bold plan overcomes strategic constipation
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DOD reunites Jeff and tina to open a can of whoop ass on leakers
Cyber Warriors about to get medieval on your ass
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USAF pilots no longer authorized to wear flightsuits during sex
They can still ‘talk’ with their hands, though.
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Ranger school commandant recognized on Earth day for commitment to recycling
If we all just do one thing, over and over and over
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F*ckin’ boot didn’t even leak any of the good shit about aliens
We don't wanna say it's aliens, buuuuuut...
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BIGPENIS: Navy erects virtually unhackable communications network
IT Lessons from a time when ships were wood and men had it
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CIA reveals secret North Korean sky dick drawing program
It's a ballsy move
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SAR team recovers copilots lost on par 5
It's unclear how many strokes the aviators will be penalized.
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Biden deserts presidency to fight in Ukraine
Wagner group no Cornpop
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