Progressive soldiers call female commander 'asshole' instead of 'bitch'
Now that is true equality.
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CENTCOM commander apologizes for drone strike on wrong carload of kids
Oopsie.
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‘Way to lose the war on terror,’ says coast guardsman fighting war on drugs
All we need are clearly defined, achievable goals.
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US contracts Liam Neeson for revenge against Taliban
He has a very particular set of skills.
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Taliban fighters launch hit YouTube series unpacking seized U.S. equipment
Let's unpack some fun!
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Veggie omelet MRE came from lab, not wet market: report
We’re skeptical.
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Local man struggles to remember name of country he cared deeply about last week
He will never, uh, forget.
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Mike Lindell promises irrefutable proof the US won in Afghanistan
20 years of briefings promising we won cannot be wrong.
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Biden solemnly reflects on where he was when the flying things hit the— uhh, you know, c'mon man
At least he didn't check his watch?
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US reassures Afghans that military-industrial complex will come out of this stronger than ever
And isn't that what matters most?
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Taliban S-4 pissed no one has signed for new US equipment
We need an accurate count of the equipment we don't know how to use.
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Nielsen says final episode of ‘Afghanistan’ drew biggest ratings in 12 seasons
Pure ratings gold.
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Draft dodgers vote to make women register for draft
Women should have the equal opportunity to draft dodge.
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Outrage after US military leaves 46 dogs, 30 million Afghans, behind
Sarah McLachlan will have something to sing about this.
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National security think tanks launch surprise assault on Kabul
This time we will out smart the enemy.
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White House says messaging on Afghan evacuation efforts is going great, man
The buck stops, uh, over there.
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National Guard commander impressed with how much Taliban accomplished in a single weekend
Why can't you be more like the Taliban?
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Taliban can’t believe they actually have to govern this shithole now
IED making was so much easier.
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US offers to trade back Bowe Bergdahl
Seems like a fair deal.
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Gen. Milley regrets not including Vietnam War history book on reading list
There's just so many good books out there.
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Afghanistan vet who killed indiscriminately praying for innocent Afghans
Well this is awkward.
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US intel finds link between Taliban retaking Afghanistan, airmen putting hands in pockets
Once we start slipping there is no coming back.
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Afghan interpreters left behind to translate cries for help
This could be interpreted as a bad decision.
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Afghan war planners caught plagiarizing ending from war in Vietnam
It all sounded so familiar.
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Army General with 6 minute run time loses war
But, but, that's not possible.
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