No video games, no Dodge Challengers, not a single luxury
"I'm just proud out be out here with all you warfighters"
Who thought he could move that fast?
Recipe for good lechon asado still escaping everyone north of Everglades City
Little known West Point cadet still inspires some American leaders
Eric Prince a bridesmaid once again
Nine bodies and wreckage found nearby "totally unconnected"
Frfr dog, place is bussin'
"We honestly just thought people were into canoeing"
Suddenly "long, hard, and full of seamen" jokes less relevant
Rumors rampant of starvation and cannibalism amongst the rank and file
Upside alert! Decomposing corpses are an appetite suppressant!
They loved their DIs, still had to punch them
"You can be anything." Except someone with invisible wounds.
American insurrectionists slow clapping approaches crescendo
"Does it take Sandler to get vets to take care of themselves?"
Lance Cpl. Handslip: "I got this on lock, son!"
Maybe he was just saying, "She's number one"?
"U.S. military doctrine is 97.3176493 percent agnostic and so am I."
Accidentally. Ok, yeah, riiiiiiight.
"Are we really doing this again? He knows this is imaginary, right?"
Day One Guidance: "Kneel before Zod."
"It's a states rights issue, except when that's inconvenient."
Master negotiator shows them how it's done
It's a VET THING, you wouldn't understand.
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