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Air Force to pay allowance for mold-to-mold housing moves
“Military kids are fortunate to be exposed to things other kids don’t.”
Aug 5, 2024 · 4 min read
Discord wins DoD server contract
The decision comes after high-ranking officials reportedly got “really into Among Us lobbies” and appreciated the platform’s robust emoji support.
Jul 27, 2024 · 3 min read
17 Airmen dead after 'Bridgerton' marathon drinking game
“I too was shocked and saddened by the actions of Lady Featherington this season," a Colonel said.
Jul 6, 2024 · 3 min read
Study finds 77% of Air Force unfit for civilian service
Oddly, 33% unfit for the Air Force
Jun 14, 2024 · 3 min read
Air Force celebrates pride month with rainbow-colored munitions
The service "wants to create an inclusive environment for those we have to blow up, regardless of sexual preferences," according to Secretary Frank Kendall.
Jun 10, 2024 · 3 min read
Colonel flies flag upside down to protest base golf course fees
Watch him blame it on his wife
May 25, 2024 · 2 min read
AI pilot leaves Air Force for Southwest Airlines
Even emotionless robots prefer Southwest Airlines to Southwest Asia
May 1, 2024 · 2 min read
New Miss America eager to "bomb the shit out of the enemies of America"
DEI advocates excited to see beauty queens represented in air-to-air combat
Jan 16, 2024 · 2 min read
E4 Mafia tries to submit ‘alternate slate of evaluators’ for promotion board
"This was nothing more than a peaceful tour of a promotion board"
Dec 19, 2023 · 2 min read
It's a first! Air Force basic trainee becomes grandad
Tricare for life is cool but how long is this guy gonna be around?
Dec 12, 2023 · 2 min read
Crossfit LLC wins contract to take Air Force officer fitness tests
Double Below Zone promotions expected to skyrocket
Oct 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Alien presents F-35 as proof of intelligent life to Homeworld government
Did you ever actually SEE a debris field?
Sep 21, 2023 · 2 min read
BREAKING: Humble F-35 pilot hasn’t told anyone what he flies for over 2 hours
Hero just proud to be on the team with history's most advanced fighter
Jun 28, 2023 · 1 min read
F*ckin’ boot didn’t even leak any of the good shit about aliens
We don't wanna say it's aliens, buuuuuut...
Apr 17, 2023 · 2 min read
Air Force drops ‘join today, get laid tomorrow’ recruiting slogan
"Get A-Head In the Air Force" probably out too
Apr 4, 2023 · 1 min read
Air Force biolab criticized for toxic work environment
Maybe if you showed you actually deserve to be here your life would get better
Apr 3, 2023 · 2 min read
"I’d do it all again if I had to,” says retiring Air Force public affairs officer
Despite the job satisfaction, quality housing, and exceptional quality of life
Apr 3, 2023 · 1 min read
Air Force dining facility receives Michelin star
The chow hall is booked for the next year.
Apr 1, 2023 · 4 min read
Air Force issues NFT challenge coins
It makes sense, bro, just trust me
Mar 28, 2023 · 2 min read
Air Force 'rucking club' just golfing without cart
Interesting PT routine.
Mar 28, 2023 · 3 min read
Air Force's 'loving' warfighting strategy making China anxious
Lt. Gen. Minihan plans to be both Mom and Dad to defeat aggression.
Mar 28, 2023 · 1 min read
Air Force selects shake weight for physical training
I don't know, but it's been said, Shake Weight hit me in the head.
Mar 28, 2023 · 3 min read
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