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Communist West Pointer receives lateral commission into Russian Ground Forces

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Sailor transfers to Space Force, finally makes weight

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Lost Space Force lieutenant wanders into wormhole

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Soldier stationed in South Korea relieved Trump is canceling exercise

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Pentagon to outsource all strategy to Booz Allen Hamilton

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

ISIS Recruit stuffs goat into amnesty box

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Union Army observation balloon grounded due to lightning within five miles

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Soldier bragging about 'piling bodies' on last deployment actually piled sandbags

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Col. Sanders, Capt. Crunch decry lack of Air Force rep for Joint Chiefs of Snack

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Cavalry Horse Association votes neigh on military working dog memorial

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Grammar Nazi keeps correcting your typos in classified chatroom

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Recently-discharged soldier gains veteran 214

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Kampai! Pentagon releases sushi MRE

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Space Force doctors daunted to learn rocket surgery

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Army reveals the only way to become a Chief Warrant Officer 5 is to kill a Chief Warrant Officer 5

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Space cadet finally commissioned to space officer

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Report: New Space Force recruits not as tough as the Old Space Force

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Retiring Staff Sergeant thanks God for blessing him with the strength to be a shitty NCO

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Pentagon wins National Book Award for fictional account of Afghan War

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Local Firework displays 'No Douchey Veteran' sign on lawn for July 4th celebration

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Congress passes new changes to US Flag Code

Oct 5, 2022 3 min read paid

New guy in the platoon always reading books, like some kind of nerd

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Report: Man in sinking boat shooting flare on 4th of July pretty sure he's gonna die

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Dog, Veteran fight over places to hide during fireworks

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Sergeant Major gets DUI while celebrating month without DUI

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid