Military spouse genitals now CAC-enabled
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Breaking: MRE Jalapeño cheese spread terrible anal lubricant
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Corpsman awarded Nobel prize in medicine for mixing Tylenol with Motrin
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Marine ranks animals by how well he could take them in a fight
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DOD: Maybe this osprey thing was actually a bad idea?
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Military Flyover during puppy bowl causes chaos on the field
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Toby Keith reunites with American soldier
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Feds lure TX National Guard from border with fake hooters, liquor store
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Department of defense: 'We're not smart enough to run a Taylor Swift PSYOP'
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Top 5 disability ratings as ranked by a drunk guy at the VFW
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Navy commander relieved for treating his sailors like people
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New Miss America eager to "bomb the shit out of the enemies of America"
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“Da BARS!” Nicolai Russinski’s Superfans predictions for the upcoming 2024 offensive season
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Are you trapped in an escape room or just your weekly staff meeting?
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Secretary Austin awarded new “sick call Ranger” tab
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‘Declaration of military accountability’ written entirely in Comic Sans
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General Nakasone loses sticky note with Cyber command master password
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Does he love you or is he just trying to leave the barracks?
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New Year's resolutions for the services
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Study finds 87% of Marine privates could be replaced with Roombas
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USMC plan to 'kill ships from islands' frustrated by lance Cpl. Plan to 'kill shit right here'
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E4 Mafia tries to submit ‘alternate slate of evaluators’ for promotion board
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First Sergeant still an asshole after visit from ghosts on Christmas eve
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Hallmark's military holiday movie to feature love story, crippling alcoholism
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Bipartisanship! Congress funds monument to all the allies it’s screwed over
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