Don't mess with Texas unless you got booze and boobs!
Let's be real here.
"Trust me."
"I’ll try to be more indifferent and detached in the future."
DEI advocates excited to see beauty queens represented in air-to-air combat
Kyiv by spring!
A Duffel Blog guide to the circles of hell
Spec 4: "No phase recycles, my man just went straight through."
“We needed a font that would be taken as seriously as we are.”
"I had it in my wallet too, but I got a new one and I guess I didn't move it over."
Maybe your hot sister could move in too?
Yeah, we know we're late. It was a rough New Year's party.
Can a Roomba beat a final boss or drink 7 Four Lokos in 14 minutes?
PLA 'bout to get wrecked by 160 lbs of Monster, Copenhagen, and tattoos
"This was nothing more than a peaceful tour of a promotion board"
"Screw you ungrateful shitbirds, everyone!"
Generically attractive people to portray bland actions for basic audience
Whether cost cutting, xenophobia, or just casual disinterest, they're not us!
Alpha males line up to avoid a fight
Tricare for life is cool but how long is this guy gonna be around?
Merry Christmas, Boot. You got firewatch.
"Then Satan entered Judas, called Iscariot, one of the Twelve."
What could go wrong? This is easy money.
Panda Express? Robin Hood? Subway? Dude, let's check out GameStop.
Who even knew there were Navy people that aren't SEALS?
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