Kids’ Choice Awards names War on Terror 'Coolest War for Kids'

Afghan villagers excited to once again be focus of American attention

Navy rams ___ into ___ in show of force to near peers

Fort Liberty to solve trash problem with innovative 'burn pit' program

GWOT proven tactic no part of the war on trash

Navy to increase recruitment by lowering enlistment standards for foreign spies

Toxic Major looking forward to being toxic Lieutenant Colonel

"It's a new layer of inferiors to abuse!"

'Just an exercise,' says USAF of ominous, ancient Egyptian-style gate erected ahead of eclipse

Putin blames Ukraine for Baltimore bridge collapse

Putin likely correct, but many Americans concerned that DEI attacked the bridge

In Controversial Ruling, Supreme Court Deems Enlisted Members 'People'

Army Introduces 'Cereal for Dinner' DFAC Program

Tiny marshmallows deemed "key to soldier nutrition".

Arlington replaces confederate statue with statue of interracial gay troops kissing

Chief reprimanded for professional and appropriate relationship with junior Sailor

MCPON: "This will not stand"

'Army am lowering standards more for morer recruit', says Army

Marine sentenced to Leavenworth grateful for extra space, absence of toxic mold

Absence of broken furniture thrown from third deck an added bonus

West Point replaces mission statement with dancing mule Tik Tok

ChatGPT not allowed to learn MDMP, Majors remain relevant for now

Military aide must ‘dummy cord’ nuclear football after leaving it on Biden’s Corvette

Morbidly obese major has really squared away haircut

Promote ahead of peers

USAF Offers to Donate A-10s to Ukraine. Or Anybody at All, Really. Please. Just F*cking Take Them Already

Intel Community to Attract Top Talent with Hentai Allowance

Otaku would be secondary MOS