Army admits warrant officers aren’t real
Yes Virginia it's true, there are no warrant officers.
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Space Force cook swears his hard-boiled eggs did not put that alien growing inside you
Game over man, game over!
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NATO puts defense of Europe on hold until ACFT rolled out
We can't go into this half-assed.
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Veterans around country running to become next douchebag congressman
The usual suspects.
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Pentagon admits mixing up ‘no-strike list’ with ‘no, strike list’
Well this is awkward.
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Air Force band Max impact pulls music from Spotify
And just when they were about to blow up.
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Private uses Biden’s open door policy
That escalated quickly.
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Clint Lorance and Eddie Gallagher team up to launch ‘alleged war crimes coffee’ brand
The best part of waking up, war crimes in your cup.
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Barracks lawyer passes barracks bar exam on ninth tequila
The sonofabitch actually did it!
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Amid Omicron surge, National Guard called up to man entire DoD
They're here, they're there, they're everywhere!
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British Navy uses giant bowl of rice to repair F-35 that crashed into Mediterranean
Pip pip cheerio!
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Green Beans coffee deploys recon teams to Ukraine to scout locations
Is war just a racket?
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Argument over critical race theory ruins 5K base fun run
Was running ever really fun?
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Navy submarines to be equipped with reflective belts to avoid future collisions
This has to work.
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Army announces development of ‘mother of all vaccines’
This is gonna hurt, a lot.
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Military to begin sending thoughts and prayers after drone strikes
Sometimes that's the best we can do.
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GS-15 quotes himself in his own signature block
Pompous and oblivious make for great leadership.
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Taliban sergeant major yells at new recruits for walking on his sand
Heads are going to roll.
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SECDEF exaggerating symptoms to keep staying at home
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen.
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Montana militia discharges 24 soldiers for being vaccinated
This is going to hurt armed protest attendance.
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CIA analyst accidentally shoots Russian sub captain, XO
Truth is stranger than fiction.
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Stuart Scheller to regain credibility with appearance on Tucker Carlson
This should fix everything.
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Elves complain of double standard after Santa 'passes' PT test
Suspect
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Santa denies allegations of toxic eggnog in elf housing
Someone is on the naughty list.
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US moves from DIME strategy to NICKEL during economic downturn
Every penny counts right now.
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