First female Navy SEAL maintains standard of being Oakley wearing D-bag
Piss test first thing Monday
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Marines improve Cyber skills with Microchip eating contest
Ranch and Vinegar and Salt lead in taste comparison
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Crossfit LLC wins contract to take Air Force officer fitness tests
Double Below Zone promotions expected to skyrocket
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Satanic chaplain scores 666 on combat fitness test
Presence of "Lamb having seven horns and seven eyes" unexplained
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Marine removed from White House after biting Biden's dog
Not the first time. Probably not the last.
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"Nailed it!", says Intel officer who assessed Middle East violence as "possible"
This kid is going places.
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[INSERT MILITARY UNIT] struggling with [INSERT OUTDATED OR PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIOR]
Repeated instances of same issues just "a pattern of isolated occurrences"
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Trump: Department of Veterans Affairs will be Department of Losers and Suckers
Appealing veterans fall under new "Department of High Energy Winners"
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Government shutdown shuts down government task force to end government shutdowns
Can you tell me how this ends?
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ASK SGT CASANOVA: Deciphering keywords in dating profiles
Just sayin' man
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"Unsustainable" number of Ft. Cavazos soldiers injured tripping over bodies
"The force can't sustain this injury rate, it's time to think about prevention."
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Milley opens 'joint chiefs' cannabis shop outside fort Myer gate
"Bro! 'High Command' bro! Get it? High Command!"
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Marines: Uhh, that F-35 was in SERE school
Investigation complete. Careers protected. Nothing to see here.
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New CMC pops as 3rd battalion, 2nd Marine regiment’s weekend duty supernumerary
Duty, Bitch.
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Alien presents F-35 as proof of intelligent life to Homeworld government
Did you ever actually SEE a debris field?
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Department of defense to reinstitute “don’t ask, don’t tell.”
97% of service members not wearing knee socks support the move
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Missing F-35 found dead after breakup with pilot
Suicide or murder? Investigators considering all possibilities
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September surprise: 22 veterans per day clearly aware of suicide
Seriously though, thanks for the month
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Rear Admiral who fucked around retires without finding out
Look, it's not like he's an E7.
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DoD unaware Chief Warrant officers guild has been on strike since 1987
But their hats and keys were on the desk!
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Kim Jong un returns to Russia on fanciful dirigible
"He just giggled and watched Johnny Depp movies on repeat the whole way there."
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SEAL’s tell-all haiku wins ship’s poetry slam
SEAL Team 5-7-5 fights to victory
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OEF Sergeant Major still worries about the tidy grass he left behind
AY TERRY! I KNOW THE MADRASSAH AIN'T TEACH YOU TO CRAP ON NO LAWN!
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George santos’ new autobiography, to hell and back, beautiful meditation on combat
Congressman survived expulsion, many imaginary combat tours
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Schrödinger's Specialist baffles philosophers and platoon sergeants alike
What is a sham but a perception?
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