Under the agreement, the Taliban will offer “on-the-ground expertise” in displacing and shattering the lives of former allies.
Audit finds lack of dead hang directly correlated with collapse of two nations
If you soil yourself you’re guaranteed to be flagged for having something wrong with you.
Historic title to be replaced with something the SECDEF can say without giggling
Governor hails “historic partnership” between citrus industry and underpaid weekend warriors
Banana tariffs, China, and showing his butt top agenda for new flack
Witnesses say the disrespect rivaled Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and kneeling during the anthem
U.S. intel community describes situation as “super-weird, even for Alaska”
Sources say unmade bed had more loose ends than the Afghanistan withdrawal
Police officer removes SECDEF using towel and rubber gloves
Trade deadline shocker shakes up NATO division standings
Rebrand includes new signage, commemorative coins, and same culture of unanswered questions and haunted latrines.
The Fort’s marketing office is working with the Defense Logistics Agency to develop a new hawk mascot in Oakleys.
Cobra had been increasingly preoccupied with Billy’s future, particularly in the aftermath of the group’s disastrous foray into Ukraine.
"The DoD is no longer an oversized bureaucracy. Instead, it will be an obtuse bureaucracy with sharp angles.”
Company pledges espresso superiority across all combat zones.
General returns to find ICE in museums, POWs in Ukraine, and the Constitution on vacation.
