"This robot generation is different. No work ethic. No value for service," complained one recruiter.
Ramming speed! All ahead full!
Guess who’s going to have to pick your nasty ass up from jail when you step out of line. It’s gonna be me.
"Are you looking at me, nasty? Start butt chugging!"
“Excuse me? I’m getting what for reenlisting?”
“All I had to do was tell them they have to wake up before 8 a.m. two days a month and that’s all it took."
“This is an absolute disgrace and totally bogus,” Trump said ahead of the staff duty posting at the 82nd Airborne Division.
Finally an internal reporting program that might work.
“Clearly, the power of youthful idealism, some chalk, and random spray paint cannot be overestimated.”
“We’re still not sure how this happened, but why question the miracle of life?”
Oddly, 33% unfit for the Air Force
The best man for the job, unit leaders say.
The service "wants to create an inclusive environment for those we have to blow up, regardless of sexual preferences," according to Secretary Frank Kendall.
“Don’t add to the population and don't subtract from the population."
It was a drain on our resources, Senator writes.
At least we can "monetize our mishaps," says General.
Does your child wear a backpack to the mall? Someone owes you money
Lawyers whip up order after video surfaces
'We want to truly honor America's modern record of military success'
Big Blue to become Big Green
What a freaky Friday
Watch him blame it on his wife
Chem trails and time travel likely played a part as well
For f*cks sake, where am I? Who even are these people?
3M CEO: 'Tinnitus is patriotism and vice versa.'
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