F*ckin’ boot didn’t even leak any of the good shit about aliens
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Fleshlight solar chargers will help DOD meet climate change goals
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Coast Guard drops trailer for ‘Cocaine Whale’
The working title, ‘Blow Whale,’ was dropped after a porn company sued for copyright infringement.
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BIGPENIS: Navy erects virtually unhackable communications network
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CIA reveals secret North Korean sky dick drawing program
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SAR Team recovers copilots lost on par 5
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Biden deserts presidency to fight in Ukraine
Wagner group no Cornpop
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MEDCOM classifies hemorrhoids as sensitive items
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Breakthrough in Marine Corps technology now allows for shorts so short they reside inside the wearer’s butthole
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Chinese spy balloon made mostly out of classified US documents
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NORAD Santa tracking systems to eventually track real things
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10 Grunt Style T-shirts that scream 'I can't move on'
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Nerd Intel Officer won’t store top secret documents outside SCIF
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USMC 'Training and Education 2030' calls for 70% Marine literacy within decade
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Space Force Special Forces Team sidelined by mass carpal tunnel incident
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VetBro wishes he could get back to ranting about issues he understands
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White paper about white papers printed on white paper
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Major dies while on hold with SATO Travel
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Commissary limits retirees to two war stories per visit
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Command Sergeant Major suggests Ukraine tell Russia to stay off its grass
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