Neuralink placed in Marine crashes Pornhub
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Army study: Soldiers have bigger dicks than sailors
The USS Ronald Reagan held the record for simultaneous penis inspections, with 473 sailors participating.
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California bans veteran burials due to unacceptable levels of PFAS
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Zyn-Monster-condom pack sells out in minutes at PX
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Combat vet joins War on Drugs
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The Atlantic: Please remove us from this distro
The publication's editor was added to another Signal chat called "Joint Ops Bantz 🔥💥🚀 (NO FOREIGN)"
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Dyslexic officer cuts IED training from EOD course
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Hegseth budget plan just stick figure with huge tits
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This Gorilla learned sign language, and immediately told everyone it went to West Point
"The very first thing he signed was, ‘Dookie, Sir, West Point, Sir!’”
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USS Clinton skipper claims he did not have international relations in South China Sea
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Hegseth thinking that DEI Coordinator job at National Guard Bureau looks pretty sweet right now
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Applebee's to offer free meals only to WWI veterans
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Duffel Blog Presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases
"There’s no ‘I’ in team" but there are three 'U's in "shut the f--k up"
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Navy kicks off 'Incel to Intel' recruiting campaign
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Hegseth congratulates historic last ever female to complete Best Ranger competition
"I’ve personally fired every female commander I can find, and now one has completed Best Ranger?”
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Leaked: Hegseth’s plan to 'de-gay' the military
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Trade Wars Service Medal delayed by China tariffs
"The supplier increased the cost by 145%."
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Pope dies rather than spend 15 more minutes with a POG
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Navy to outfit subs with torpedo bats
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Soldier who doesn't care about politics ready to deter Russian-backed Chinese Iranians
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