Physically fit National Guard impersonator not fooling anybody
SWAMPSCOTT, Mass. — A man impersonating a National Guard soldier was promptly arrested today after authorities noticed he was “way too physically fit to be...
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Bases named for Confederates changed to Afghan War generals, continuing tradition of naming bases after losers
FORT MCCHRYSTAL, N.C. — Following a growing chorus of people calling to remove Confederate generals from the names of Army bases, the Pentagon today announced...
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Ghost of U.S. Grant pisses on main gate of Fort Lee
FORT LEE, Virginia – Garrison and area residents are marveling at the specter of Gen. Ulysses S. Grant urinating on the main gate of this...
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SecDef authorizes ‘Skype-suit’ for teleconferencing
WASHINGTON — This week, U.S. Secretary of Defense Mark Esper authorized ‘Skype-suit’ attire for teleconferencing, acquiescing to demands for relaxed uniform standards for teleworking and...
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Ben & Jerry’s Honors Mattis With New Ice Cream Flavor
SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vt. — In a stunning move from a company known for its liberal politics and opposition to violence, Ben & Jerry’s has announced...
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Minnesota National Guard reports situation is ‘Real serious doncha know, no foolin’
MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. — Minnesota National Guard units mobilized in response to ongoing protests report the situation on the ground is “Serious, dangerous, and just downright...
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Syria sends advisors to aid US rebels
WASHINGTON — As the United States works through its immense internal challenges with human rights, equality, and government use of force, Syrian president Bashar al-Assad...
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US wins second place in Afghan War
WASHINGTON – Continuing a streak of top five finishes that dates back to the country’s founding, America formally announced its second place victory in the...
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Warrant Officer confuses unit by showing up for PT
SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Members of the 470th Military Intelligence Brigade at Fort Sam Houston have expressed concern and confusion following an event early Thursday...
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New Call of Duty Terms of Service actually army enlistment contract
WASHINGTON — Excitement over a recently released update to the wildly popular Call of Duty video game franchise turned to confusion and worry this week...
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Fort Bragg to open Army’s first on-post strip club
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — After months of complaints from spouses regarding employment opportunities and low morale at the Garrison town hall meetings, senior leaders from...
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Air Force gentrifies Marine MOUT
CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — While conducting training at the Camp Lejeune M.O.U.T. (Military Operations in Urban Terrain) town over the weekend, the Marines of 3rd Battalion,...
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Space Force draws space penis over eastern coast of Florida
CAPE CANAVERAL — Saturday marked America’s return to human spaceflight, as a Falcon 9 rocket ferried NASA astronauts to the new SpaceX crew dragon capsule...
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Navy fitness-instructor school plagued with inexplicably high rates of diabetes
MILLINGTON, Tenn. — The Navy’s primary school for training sailors to become physical fitness instructors has recently been plagued by sweaty, heavy-breathing students who have...
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Space Force Admits Space Doctrine Mostly Just Adding ‘Space’ To All Space Nouns
WASHINGTON — In the face of mounting criticism from inside and outside the government, during a congressional hearing today Chief of Space Operations Gen. John...
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A guide to breaking up with your deployed spouse
Being a military spouse has been called the toughest job in the military, mostly by people who haven’t done any other job in the military....
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Rand Corporation study recommends immediate mandatory fun runs
SANTA MONICA, Calif. — The public policy think tank Rand Corporation released a report this week warning that the state of U.S. military morale is...
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North Korean Space Force successfully launches man into space
PYONGYANG, North Korea — North Korea’s Space Force has for the first time successfully launched a “totally willing human” into space, according to a press...
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Military pilot takes overt alcoholism to private sector
BOISE, Id. — Capt. Stuart J Rollins, an A-10 pilot in the Idaho Air National Guard, is taking the alcoholism and flight skills the military...
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Drill Sergeant awarded NCO of the year for not having sex with trainees
FORT LEONARD WOOD — The Army’s competition for Non-Commissioned Officer of the year came to an end today after a grueling process, when the personal...
