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Vol. 15 · No. 126 · Thursday, 22 October 2026

Pentagon

Hegseth consults God via dumpster fire behind Pentagon

Secretary says God commanded him to invade Greenland, restore Christian values

US to livestream execution of Ukraine

Iran condemns US plan to livestream execution as barbaric

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30 Sep Army Backed-up toilet appointed new Secretary of the Army Pentagon says clogged fixture brings “continuity, stability and ability to swallow enormous amounts of shit” 2 min 28 Sep Air & Space Space Force’s new uniform puts a little goose back in the step White House says redesign projects discipline, strength and “absolutely no historical parallels” 2 min 25 Sep Pentagon Military leaders debate who gets to masturbate first in sniper arch Services clash over historic privilege of being first to defile nation’s newest military monument 2 min 23 Sep Army Mitch McConnell returns from extended drill weekend Staff says senator’s three-month absence was “routine National Guard obligation” 2 min 21 Sep Pentagon Trump considers replacing Hegseth with rock or something White House sources say object would bring “much-needed stability” to Pentagon 2 min 18 Sep Army Army adopts ‘Your body, my choice’ as new recruiting slogan Officials say phrase finally explains military service without misleading recruits 2 min 16 Sep Air & Space First-generation American pilot excited to give family free ride on deportation flight Air Force says family separation provides valuable joint-service experience 2 min 14 Sep Pentagon Hegseth tired of looking at all these limp dicks in Pentagon locker room Secretary says widespread testosterone testing will restore lethality, erections to force 3 min 11 Sep Pentagon 25 years after 9/11, America still processing events normally Nation marks quarter-century of war, conspiracies, remembrance and extremely normal behavior 2 min

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