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This Gorilla learned sign language, and immediately told everyone it went to West Point
USS Clinton skipper claims he did not have international relations in South China Sea
Hegseth thinking that DEI Coordinator job at National Guard Bureau looks pretty sweet right now
Applebee's to offer free meals only to WWI veterans
Duffel Blog Presents: The 10 dumbest military phrases
Navy kicks off 'Incel to Intel' recruiting campaign
Hegseth congratulates historic last ever female to complete Best Ranger competition
Leaked: Hegseth’s plan to 'de-gay' the military
Trade Wars Service Medal delayed by China tariffs
Pope dies rather than spend 15 more minutes with a POG
Navy to outfit subs with torpedo bats
Soldier who doesn't care about politics ready to deter Russian-backed Chinese Iranians
Pentagon removes 54th Massachusetts from Army records as 'DEI hires'
Man who sat out war declares war on those who didn't
Pentagon releases list of approved racial and sexual epithets
DoD establishes strategic porn reserve after Canada threatens to disable PornHub
Pentagon renames Fort Campbell after the soup
Citing DEI, Pentagon ends special treatment of black mold in barracks
Hegseth punishes himself with extra set of 47 pushups for leaking war plans
The Trump Administration also accidentally texted us its war plans
Man known for poor judgment displays poor judgment
Jeff and Tina: Hey, uh, what in the fuck?
Hegseth says he meant to send dick pic, not war plans
Lieutenant won't shut the fuck up about IPAs
Duffel Blog’s Guide to joining a foreign military
TRANSCOM renamed PENISORVAGINACOM to comply with Presidential Directives
Pentagon offers Black recruits exciting opportunities as cooks, truck drivers
Hegseth orders military to paint 'Z' on all vehicles
VA Secretary promises to personally punch every veteran in the nutsack
Pentagon establishes Task Force of Task Forces to address need for Task Forces
Satan growing concerned he overpaid for JD Vance’s soul
Hegseth’s top tips on using the Warrior Ethos to abandon allies and warfighters
Leidos wins $10 billion contract to write 5 bullets on what fed employees did last week
US Navy commissions first openly-straight officer
Dozens killed in Navy SEAL raid on clandestine DEI cell
Suspicious OPM email ignored by entire government thanks to cyber awareness training
GWOT reenactors gather for disconnected violence, ill-conceived civil projects
Mike Flynn appointed Special Envoy to the region between Putin’s ass cheeks
The pros and cons of a Russian propagandist serving as Director of National Intelligence
Theologians say God actually hates the infantry
NORTHCOM assures Canada new OPLAN Crimson just 'fun thought experiment'
DOGE says ‘22 a day’ isn’t nearly enough
Trump nominates Giant Floating Pile of Trash to lead Coast Guard
Mustachioed Navy officer, obsessed with Japan and toe shoes, still single somehow
Navy Corpsman refuses to give Motrin, tourniquets
Duffel Blog's guide to making a horrific aviation accident about your politics
Pentagon says Space Force can sleep inside tonight since it’s so cold
North Korean soldier given sharpie for first time draws penis
Department of Government Efficiency unable to find single chief warrant officer to fire
DoD rushes to add obvious 'woke' things to keep Hegseth busy
Elon Musk appoints Donald Trump as Commander-in-Chief
'I'm not a perfect person' says Hegseth, who is not even a sort of ok person
Navy fighter jets issued reflective belts to reduce friendly-fire incidents
Author of DoD AI policy clearly going through breakup with AI girlfriend
Hegseth vows to implement new 'Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell' drinking policy
Local Marine recruiter fist fights Matt Gaetz over high school senior
SOF in crisis after POG terrorist stacks more bodies than career Green Beret