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Fort Cavazos solves housing crisis by giving up entirely
Skynet loses network access for overdue Cyber Awareness Challenge
Veterans advise hurricane relief recipients on Rat-Fucking MREs
Wife of deployed soldier endorses Jody for Congress
127th Chemtrail Squadron annoyed Jews get credit for weather manipulation
Walz stops rally to tell sleepy attendee to stand up in the back
Colonel Sanders, Cap’n Crunch locked in bitter stolen valor feud
New Marine barracks policy to allow one small animal, catboy, or furry
Army establishes Virtue Signal Corps
Zyn, Rip It sponsor first enlisted VP debate
Vance gets light duty to avoid debating Sergeant Major
4 reasons why Duffel Blog should moderate the VP debate
Guardsman solves horse-sized duck vs. duck-sized horses field problem
Walz earns support with key 'guys who consider Kuwait a deployment' demographic
Spray tan and Diet Coke being tested for bullet proof qualities, Pentagon says
Semi-literate Gunny won’t stop saying 'demure'
'It's like living in a school zone,' says rattled Secret Service agent protecting Trump
Pentagon reveals soldiers have eaten cats and dogs for decades
Berkeley Home Depot unveils 10% military surcharge
Al Qaeda marks 9/11 anniversary with Honor Flight to New York
Air Force One makes emergency landing at Dairy Queen
Future Gold Star families torn over who will offer least support when their child dies
5 dead, 3 hospitalized after Airmen try MREs on a dare
Corpsman recommends masturbating into clean, dry socks
Trump criticized for 'sneaking in a quick nine' at Arlington National Cemetery
Opinion: This Page Maliciously Left Blank
Iran threatens Israel with 'Updog' weapon
Is America ready for a POG Vice President?
US condemned over airdrop of omelette MREs to Gaza
Walz faces court martial for “veteraning while Democrat”
Lance corporal asks squad leader to step aside for the good of the country
Lieutenant not sure why he’s in this meeting
North Koreans celebrate Kim Jong Un winning every Olympic gold medal
SECDEF crushes 9/11 mastermind's skull with his bare hands
Army judge rules E-4 mafia has immunity for official acts
Air Force to pay allowance for mold-to-mold housing moves
Marine Corps turned blind eye to furniture abuse epidemic
Biden to start POTUS-themed coffee company
Department of Defense stands down after Microsoft Office subscription expires
Army Sniper School tests portable sloping roofs
Discord wins DoD server contract
'We don't want you anyway!' Army launches reverse psychology recruiting campaign
JD Vance vows to represent fellow 'losers' and 'suckers' in White House
Ukraine War funding reduced to single CFC donation code
Pentagon announces plan to eliminate joy
Army debuts AI-powered NCOs to help with manpower crisis
ROTC commander somehow manages not to fuck a cadet
Biden reminds everyone that he has Presidential immunity
Coffee company owner begins new career as Special Forces soldier
DoD bankrupt after Austin blows $300 billion at blackjack table
Study says VA unable to provide veterans relief that drugs and alcohol can
President who dropped Afghans from sky asks why you thought Gaza pier would go any better
17 Airmen dead after 'Bridgerton' marathon drinking game
Nation celebrates tradition of asking Veterans whether or not fireworks bother them
US Military to host Presidential debate with ASVAB Test, golf tournament
Army falls short of robot recruiting goal
Navy Chief: Prosecuting adultery would adversely impact manning
Justin Timberlake gives your weekend safety brief
Frat guy 'totally' would have punched a DI
Army issues burlap sacks of grain as new retention bonus
National Guard breaks up college protest by throwing enlistment flyers at crowd
Trump sentenced to staff duty over 4-day weekend
Pentagon launches 'See Something Stupid, Say Something Stupid' campaign
All Middle East wars end after student protest
Marines who jerked off in porta-potty welcome newborn chemical monster on Father’s Day
Study finds 77% of Air Force unfit for civilian service
Creepiest NCO selected as unit SHARP rep
Air Force celebrates Pride Month with rainbow-colored munitions
SMA’s weekend safety brief at GITMO deemed 'cruel and unusual'
J.D. Vance: The math on D-Day doesn't add up
Army to host next SWCS change of command ceremony on OnlyFans
Has your child joined the Army? You may be entitled to compensation
Navy seeks ball gag order for submarine commander
Navy announces USS Hamid Karzai International Airport as second ship in new Despair-class
United States Navy testing wind-turbine powered aircraft carriers
In wacky mix-up, IDF attacks Columbia University as NYPD storms Gaza
Colonel flies flag upside down to protest base golf course fees
Iranian president witnesses firepower of fully armed and operational Jewish space laser
NORTHCOM Commander: Dear Diary, what did I just get myself into?
Experts agree: ‘The Sound of Freedom’ is actually tinnitus
Applebee’s admits its heart just isn’t in it anymore
Navy Captain sacked for misplacing confidence
Marines surveyed about quality of life agree they would like some
Retired 4-stars occupy campus of Marine Corps University
Terminally ill vet gets wish to jerk it one last time in Iraq
2nd Lt. who rolled dice on global politics for free education really questioning choices
Hey you fat f*ck, join the Coast Guard!
2nd Lt. who locked up Chief Warrant Officer 5 commended for finding elusive Chief Warrant Officer 5
ASVAB replaces math and science with object permanence and basic sentience
Navy SEAL horrified that local man has never heard of Navy SEALs
AI Pilot leaves Air Force for Southwest Airlines
Fauci admits Military Decision Making Process not based on science
New water-saving latrines just leave poop there forever
Navy introduces douchebag to admiral program
Hollywood Complaint Center to eliminate inaccuracies in military and war movies
It’s time for every groundbreaking ceremony ever
Bill to strengthen HIPAA would strip PII from military graves, memorials
Soldier wrestles with starting a profile on LinkedIn or OnlyFans
Is the bot you matched with on Tinder only with you for your TS clearance?
Americans wondering if we can just get WW3 over with already
Kids’ Choice Awards names War on Terror 'Coolest War for Kids'
Navy rams ___ into ___ in show of force to near peers
Fort Liberty to solve trash problem with innovative 'burn pit' program
Navy to increase recruitment by lowering enlistment standards for foreign spies
Toxic Major looking forward to being toxic Lieutenant Colonel
'Just an exercise,' says USAF of ominous, ancient Egyptian-style gate erected ahead of eclipse
Putin blames Ukraine for Baltimore bridge collapse
In Controversial Ruling, Supreme Court Deems Enlisted Members 'People'
Army Introduces 'Cereal for Dinner' DFAC Program
Arlington replaces confederate statue with statue of interracial gay troops kissing
Chief reprimanded for professional and appropriate relationship with junior Sailor
'Army am lowering standards more for morer recruit', says Army
Marine sentenced to Leavenworth grateful for extra space, absence of toxic mold
West Point replaces mission statement with dancing mule Tik Tok
ChatGPT not allowed to learn MDMP, Majors remain relevant for now
Military aide must ‘dummy cord’ nuclear football after leaving it on Biden’s Corvette
Morbidly obese major has really squared away haircut
Intel Community to Attract Top Talent with Hentai Allowance
Secretary Austin caught skipping State of the Union by making same day Walter Reed appointment
Local Man Unsure Which Global Terrorist to Sympathize With Next
US Joint Force Unsurprised to See Nation, Middle-East “Back on Their Bullshit”
Military spouse genitals now CAC-enabled
Breaking: MRE Jalapeño cheese spread terrible anal lubricant
Corpsman Awarded Nobel Prize in Medicine for Mixing Tylenol with Motrin
Marine ranks animals by how well he could take them in a fight
DOD: Maybe this Osprey thing was actually a bad idea?
Military Flyover During Puppy Bowl Causes Chaos on the Field
Toby Keith Reunites with American Soldier
Feds Lure TX National Guard From Border With Fake Hooters, Liquor Store
Department of Defense: 'We're not smart enough to run a Taylor Swift PSYOP'
Top 5 disability ratings as ranked by a drunk guy at the VFW
US-Houthi War Bombs at Box Office
Navy commander relieved for treating his sailors like people
New Miss America eager to "bomb the shit out of the enemies of America".
“Da BARS!” Nicolai Russinski’s Superfans Predictions for the Upcoming 2024 Offensive Season
Are you trapped in an escape room or just your weekly staff meeting?
Secretary Austin awarded new “Sick Call Ranger” tab
‘Declaration of Military Accountability’ Written Entirely in Comic Sans
General Nakasone loses sticky note with Cyber Command master password